I've since spent the rest of my day musing over retarded children's films, and how they clearly teach our kids about some insane world far divorced from our reality. So without further ado I unveil the
Notjarvis' list of Top Five kids films that contain insultingly stupid plots/devices.....
- Barnyard - the film. Where a Male Cow trys to get it on with a female cow and.....Wait What???!!!
- Bee movie - Where the Bees have been able to talk to humans all along, but we just haven't realised yet.....
- GI Joe - For older kids. At the end of the film the blow up the ice flow which then sinks and kills their base, cos like Ice sinks ya'know?
- Ice age 3 - Mammoths running around with dinosaurs. Nuff said.
- The little Polar Bear (discussed above).
Any suggestions for more?
God I'm anal about these things...... :lol: